Wednesday, December 29, 2010
THE BEAUTY OR THE ABSURDITY OF SELLING SEX
Reaching Video Via Google:
http://www.google.com/search?q=Faiza+Reloaded!!
Video link:
http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=1810879191282&oid=94658752184&comments
imagine! the OPPOSITE! of what is happening.
Faiza beauty cream for a young boy age 16 and young girls in line ages (13,14,15,16) OOZING AND STARING. And in between ads the girls get even more desperate. And imagine the ending, THE young boy... telling to use FAIZ (Yes) FAIZ BEAUTY CREAm.
+ add to the absurdity - A hemaphrodite PRESENTING FAIZA BEAUTY CREAM - how would it be, OK! I will not go further but I watched:
http://pakistani-entertainment.blogspot.com/2010/12/female-sex-workers-in-pakistan.html
http://pakistani-entertainment.blogspot.com/2010/12/not-entertainment-male-sex-worker-most.html
and it made me realize - THE ABSURDITY OF BEAUTY. Beautifying for WHAT - to be abused! for 300-500 rupees for 100-50 rupees. Gosh! I hate it all.
Saturday, December 25, 2010
Friday, December 24, 2010
Wednesday, December 22, 2010
Calling your friend
C - See - China
JIGU - Japan - India - Germany - United Kingdom
RF - Rough - Russia France
BI - Bhai - Brazil Italy
Acronym for top 10 economies of the world:
http://www.economywatch.com/economies-in-top/
Wednesday, December 1, 2010
Thursday, November 18, 2010
I was randomly reading this blog... [Pakistani Blog]
Came across, not accidentally but you know, internet is a big enough place to come across things, and NOT calling it accidentally is a farce, really. At least in my books.
"Today a friend and myself, sulking as we usually do in the mess dining hall, came up with the theory that for one to effectively 'CHILL' one must be in a state of 'BUNDPHATT'ness. Yes it's sad that I can't keep the profanity out of my… your… OUR faces? So fucking deal with it, bitch. So ermm, yeah. And it's remarkable that such a moment of inspiration came about given that I was in a state of Bundphattness at the per say time and also because it's hardly common that we have any sort of fruitful discussion while in the mess. It's a place for discussing academic shit, football and just throwing random abusive banter on each other. Oh, and porn."
I may say, it's more like an American attitude to use, abusive, fowl language so causally, I'd prefer subtlety, but does it matter. No, He is he and people may like 'em for that. Good for that.
Anyways, I've been fed up with the kind of fowl language I hear around me especially from Aaaaa a lot of ONE people. I hate it. Why can't just one REPLACE the fowl language with a FLOWER WORD - which I call, A NEOLOGISM (Newly coined word). Make it unique, make it your own. But don't, oh! forget it! people are MESSED with by Media, they aren't interested in reading things ONLINE, actually they are. But that group of people have always existed and will always exists.
That's it for today.
Saturday, November 13, 2010
Wednesday, November 3, 2010
Thursday, October 28, 2010
DHACINEMA.COM - LAHORE
Thursday, 28th October - Thursday, 28th October 2010
Daily
02:30 PM ANJAANA ANJAANI DOLBY DIGITAL
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NEXT WEEK
Friday, 29th October - Thursday, 4th November 2010
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Saturday and Sunday
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Thursday, 28th October - Thursday, 28th October 2010
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Saturday and Sunday
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POPULAR PAKISTANI YOUTUBE CHANNELS
http://www.youtube.com/user/UrduNews
http://www.youtube.com/user/syedsubz
Saturday, October 23, 2010
Friday, October 22, 2010
Sunday, October 17, 2010
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Friday, October 15, 2010
Monday, October 11, 2010
Sunday, October 10, 2010
Friday, October 8, 2010
FILUMS.COM.PK - FiLUMS is a festival, where different students from all over the country and abroad are invited to speak their minds through the most celebrated of media.
FiLUMS 2011
Date: Wed, 01 Sep 2010 to Sun, 13 Feb 2011 Time: 02:00 PMFiLUMS Website: www.filums.com.pk
Email: info@filums.com.pk
FiLUMS is a festival, where different students from all over the country and abroad are invited to speak their minds through the most celebrated of media.
The aim of FiLUMS is to promote the art of cinema and film making in Pakistan. It serves as an important platform for the youth, upcoming film makers and enthusiasts to showcase their talent and come together to celebrate their passion. FiLUMS has grown each year with the number of amateur entries increasing every year. It has screened more than a total of 500 entries in its first four editions.
We have already received numerous entries from all over the country and entries from abroad. International entries to date are from Ireland, Romania, Serbia, Abu Dhabi, Malta and Turkey.
Register for FiLUMS at our website www.filums.com.pk or email us at info@filums.com.pk
You can send entries for this film festival, attend the premieres and be at the screenings.Thursday, October 7, 2010
FREE MUSIC DOWNLOADS - 4SHARED.COM VIA PAKIUM.COM
FREE MUSIC DOWNLOADS - 4SHARED.COM VIA PAKIUM.COM
Re: VITAL SIGNS SONGS DOWNLOAD FOR FREE
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http://www.pakium.com/2010/10/04/download-audio-dhokay-bazi-alag-band
Music Link to download:
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pakium.com - Songs to download
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http://www.pakium.com/2010/10/04/download-audio-dhokay-bazi-alag-band
Music Link to download:
http://pakium.com/-__-Paki_UG_Music/Bandz/Alag/Dhokay%20Bazi%20%5BPakiUM.com%5D.mp3
Monday, October 4, 2010
The good old dayz..whn cricket was a passion not onlie for people but for da playerz s well :p
Add was launched just before the ICC World Cup 1992 (held in Austrailia & Newzealand). Video shows Imran Hooking/Pulling his top Attack Bowlers....2Ws
Length:0:47
Friday, September 17, 2010
CHECK OUT THE ENGLISH OF THIS DIALOG BOX.
http://bncc.ptcl.net.pk/WssWeb/welcomeStudent.jsp#
A site where a Pakistani student can order PTCL Brodband service at discounted rates. Select from the list, and click on the radio button (the round check button at the right - vertical) and then a dialog box appears, which is extremely funny.
You've to click on 'Order Now' button to see the funny dialog box. The spelling mistakes are like, 'dude common on' - Etisalat owns PTCL. [From Wikipedia: Etisalat is the 13th largest mobile network operator in the world, with a total customer base of 100 million. ]
Friday, July 30, 2010
Wednesday, July 28, 2010
WATCH TV CHANNELS FOR FREE -
Watch Live News Channel
- Dunya News Channel
- Aaj News Channel
- Dawn News Channel
- Express News Channel
- ARY News Live
- GEO News Pakistan
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- Star News
- Door Darshan News Channel
- FOX 8 TV Channel
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- Bloomberg TV Channel Live
Movies Channel Live
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- ARY Digital TV Channel
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- Sony TV Online
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Live Sports Channel
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- Zee Sports Channel
- ESPN
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- Super Sports 2 Channel
- Watch Wrestling Online
- Geo Super Channel
MISC Channel Live
Religious Channel Live
Tuesday, July 27, 2010
Saturday, July 24, 2010
Wednesday, July 21, 2010
PAKISTAN WORLD LEADER: IN WORLD PORN SEARCHES
Excerpt:
The country also is tops — or has been No. 1 — in searches for "sex," "camel sex," "rape video," "child sex video" and some other searches that can't be printed here.
What is your opinion, on this sensitive, yet you know, not so sensitive topic at all. It is blatantly clear, what, these searches lead to. Gosh! 96% of population are (said to be) Muslims. Honour, Killing! and all that. You've got to be kidding.
Thursday, July 1, 2010
Thursday, May 20, 2010
BAN PORNOGRAPHY FIRST, then FACEBOOK OR YOUTUBE, IF YOU STILL FEEL SO
You can't go to Facebook.com or youtube.com.
The above two websites along with some pages on wikipedia is banned. As the BBC report clearly suggests, Muslisms around the world is angry - because of a "Competition to draw Muhammad (P.B.U.H)".
Facebook says, there is no terms of violation on their part and they won't be removing anything. Youtube is engaged in solving the matter. And wikipedia, why would wikipedia care.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/10130195.stm
Hassan Mehmood from Pakistan
This is ridiculous. I find these to be ill-advised measures. Blocking websites in countries does not prevent the content from existing in the first place. I think the Pakistani government should move to ban pornography (which is still easily available) before they ban Facebook and YouTube which are obviously on the better side of human development.
Anyways, my point of view for this type of scenario is, read what Hassan writes. Ban pornography, if the Government wants to ban anything at all then first it should be pornography and not Facebook or Youtube, where academics go, where students make communities.
Actually, the point is - PORNOGRAPHY is okay for everyone to view but Drawing cartoons is not. CONTRADICTORY to what morals should be (not particularly to any religion).
Why banning pornography is given no heed? IDK [ - - ]
Sunday, April 18, 2010
pakium.com - THAT'S MY MAMA
English Song. Available for download for free. Pakistanis are producing undoubtedly classic music.
Friday, April 16, 2010
NOORI TUM HANS DIYE - SONG + LYRICS
NOORI TUM HANS DIYE LYRICS
Bolo Na Dil Kholo Na
Apno Se Moo Moro Na
Tera Hai Jo Sapna
Us Sapnay Ko Toro Na
Jeena Hai Jin Rungon Mein
Un Rangon Ko Choro Na
Kanton Kay Is Chaman Mein
Sitaron Key Lagan Mein
Nahin Rona Yara Na Rona
Suno Na Dil Key Pukar
Tum Huns Na Huns Ke Jhoom
Meray Dholna Ab Aaye Bahaar
Lagay Jug Soona
Tera Dil Mane Na Haar
Bolo Na. Tum Dekho Na
Is Jeevan Ko Dhoondo Na
Jana Hai Jin Raahon Per
Un Raahon Ko Choro Na
Jaga Hai Ab Dil Tera
Is Dil Ko Tum Roko Na
Kanton Kay Is Chaman Mein
Sitaron Key Lagan Mein
Nahin Rona Yara Na Rona
Suno Na Dil Key Pukar
Tum Huns Na Huns Ke Jhoom
Meray Dholna Ab Aaye Bahaar
Lagay Jug Soona
Tera Dil Mane Na Haar
Bolo Na Dil Kholo Na
Apno Se Moo Moro Na
Tera Hai Jo Sapna
Us Sapnay Ko Toro Na
Nahin Rona Yara Na Rona
Suno Na Dil Key Pukar
Tum Huns Na Huns Ke Jhoom
Meray Dholna Ab Aaye Bahaar
Lagay Jug Sooona
Tera Dil Mane Na Haar
Sun Lay Pukar
Nahin Rona Yara Na Rona
Suno Na Dil Key Pukar
Tum Huns Na Huns Ke Jhoom
Meray Dholna Ab Aaye Bahaar
Lagay Jug Sooona
Tera Dil Mane Na Haar
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Tuesday, April 13, 2010
Fringe Benefits - Tanhai (Pakipop.com)
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